If I woke up next to you

[Nathaniel Cyrus VanKarlssen]

IF I WOKE UP NEXT TO
insertnameofpersonaboveyouhere
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I'd feel dirty and take a shower to wash the smell off

Or whatever. Just about the person above you.

[lauryl]

IF I WOKE UP NEXT TO
nathaniel
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I'd feel stupid and I would probably be hung over because you took advantage of me.

[Liza Belle Van Allen]

IF I WOKE UP NEXT TO
Lauryl
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I would go and check the doctor, who knows what kind of contagious disease she could have.

*feels so bitchy & evil*

[Nathaniel Cyrus VanKarlssen]

IF I WOKE UP NEXT TO
LIZA
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It's not 'if', but rather 'when'

[gage]

IF I WOKE UP NEXT TO
NATE
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I'd first check myself for ticks, then look into a mirror to see if I changed into a chick at some point of the day.

[pie]

IF I WOKE UP NEXT TO
GAGE
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I'd laugh and say "I suppose that was bound to happen"

[benny]

IF I WOKE UP NEXT TO
Raine
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I'd poke her and ask if she wanted any orange juice

[Nathaniel Cyrus VanKarlssen]

IF I WOKE UP NEXT TO
Raine
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Lets face it, its bound to happen sooner or later.
So I guess I wouldn't be surpirsed.

[Autumn Rose Landon]

IF I WOKE UP NEXT TO
Nate VanKarlssen
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I'd groan and ask what you made me drink last night. Then I'd probably kick you.

[Cassidy Marcellus Jarnot]

IF I WOKE UP NEXT TO
Autumn Rose Jadeson
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I would be momentarily baffled until the harsh reality set in and the realization that I had to have been under the influence the previous night, causing me to temporarily swell in rage believing I’d become like my parents. Then I’d remember my manners and inquire if you’d like some Belgium waffles. Our maid is quite the talented cook. Then I’d test myself for any sort of STD’s, not that I mistrust your cleanliness, but I prefer to get the facts straight away from a dependable source. I hate filth.

[Nathaniel Cyrus VanKarlssen]

IF I WOKE UP NEXT TO
Cassidy Marcellus Jarnot
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I'm probably groan and roll back over, then do a double
take realizing you were a guy. From there, you'd
probably end up with a black eye.

[Cassidy Marcellus Jarnot]

IF I WOKE UP NEXT TO
Nathaniel Cyrus VanKarlssen
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Don’t blame me for your impeccable taste in men. And you’d best pray that we’d be in your bed, mine is reserved for those of wholesome standards.

[ebony]

IF I WOKE UP NEXT TO
Cassidy
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-kicks-

Out.

[Autumn Rose Landon]

IF I WOKE UP NEXT TO
Ebondy Spency Fallows
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Well first I would be very very very confused for a few reasons. First cause I don't know you and two because I'm straight. So I would probably start off by asking you who you were.

[graeme]

IF I WOKE UP NEXT TO
Autumn Rose Jadeson
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*confused*

*scratches head*

*realizes*

*facepalm*

*groans*

Well fuck.